No Brady, No Garoppolo, No problem. Despite every effort from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to screw the Patriots in 2016, they sit at 3-0 on the season after an absolute shellacking of the Houston Texans last night 27-0. With his QB1 (Tom Brady) suspended and QB2 (Jimmy Garoppolo) out with an AC sprain, Bill Belichick handed the ball to his QB3 on a short week, rookie Jacoby Brissett for his first career start. It’s only logical to think that with Brissett as your starter and a short week to prepare against the likes of Vince Wilfork and J.J. Watt, it could be a rough game, but the F.U. Roger Goodell tour continued.
The Patriots defense was phenomenal on Thursday night and absolutely shut down the 2-headed receiving monster of the Texans in DeAndre Hopkins and Will Fuller. They stuffed the run and finally looked like the shutdown defense we had been hearing all about during training camp. Not to take away from the defensive performance, but Andover, MA native and Texans Head Coach Bill O’Brien‘s gameplan was bad. His play-calling was conservative (running on 3rd and long) and his game management was odd at times (taking timeouts before the half when the Patriots had the ball), almost as if the spot-light was too bright for him.
Now there is just 1 more game before Brady gets his chance to wave 2 giant middle-fingers at Goodell from the field and not his couch. You know he’s at home hoping for a 4-0 start so he can come back week 5 in search of a perfect season and a chance to take the handoff of the Lombardi Trophy from Goodell. Now that would be the ultimate nightmare for the commissioner and the greatest F.U. the NFL has ever seen.